Dick Monda

Movie - 1989, 2h 15m • as Vernon

Aliens return to earth after 10 million years to see what has become of the human experiment they have created only to be disappointed by what they find. After landing they come upon Vernon a homeless bum and decide that earthlings are untidy and figure crossing a vacuum and a human will elimate the problem as well as create a better race of beings. The experiment however goes awry after one of the aliens pee in Vernon's bottle of gin which makes him insanely in love with the vacuum Dusty which was brought to life by the aliens. Things get a tad bit crazy from here as Dusty tries to reproduce and Vernon tries hard to find Dusty.

Movie - 1992, 2h 15m • as Otello

A psycho videotapes his dismemberment of strippers.

Movie - 1988, 2h 15m • as Frankie 3 Fingers

A family living in an isolated cabin in the woods are terrorized by a gang of escaped convicts. Their leader, a serial killer, is a disturbed Vietnam veteran. What the gang doesn't know is that the family's father is also a Vietnam veteran, and he has no intention of letting his family come to any harm.

Movie - 1996, 2h 15m • as Jaspers

While investigating a case involving a love triangle, a lovely police captain meets the man of her erotic dreams.