Ricky Valente
Biography
Ricky Valente is an imaginary actor, his movies often come to the viewer in dreams. If you're reading this, it means you are probably sleeping.
Known For & Full Filmography5 Titles
Movie - 2024, 2h 15m • as Ricky
In 1989, mexican direct to video superstar Ricky Valente was in line to write and direct NARCO SHARK, a wild and ambitious film about a Detective/Saxophonist who battles the Mexican Yakuza and a cocaine fueled Killer Shark while trying to save his marriage from falling apart and helping his awkwardly shy but sexually depraved brother in law learn some breakdancing moves. Sadly, the film was never made… until now.
Movie - 2026, 2h 15m • as Ricky
Meet Ricky, an 8 year old boy neglected by his father. When Santa forgets to put his presents under the tree, Ricky gets granted three Christmas miracles by the Tree Witch. He wishes to be BIG, he wishes to be HOME ALONE, and finally, he wishes for his E.T.special friend Tito to go from being a dog to a full speaking humanoid. But once Ricky gets in trouble with a local gangster, he and Tito will have to fight for their right... to party!
Movie - 2025, 2h 15m • as Ricky
Hot on the heels of the success of the first movie, Ricky Valente must battle his greatest nemesis, NARCO COP! a half man, half machine police officer with dreams of movie stardom that stands against everything that Ricky holds near and dear to his heart: drugs, magick and breakdancing! Also, there are lots of sharks... LOTS!
Movie - 2027, 2h 15m • as Valente
Giant monster madness featuring special effects by a real ten year old boy.
Movie - 2028, 2h 15m • as Ricky
The inner worlds are in chaos, reality is collapsing and somehow... Hitler has returned. Now, only an extremely macho and emotionally unavailable hero can save us!