Banesca

Movie - 2009, 2h 15m • Main Cast Role

If it weren't for all the Filipina chicks, you wouldn't have anyone making those funky banana boat hats for carnival and country fair prizes. We're kidding, of course. We love these babes, their fiery attitudes in the hammock, the way they smell like cocoa butter on a humid afternoon, the sarongs and their ability to add and subtract with an abacus. Wait, those are other nationalities. You see? It's so confusing. So, just sit back, relax with a hand towel and watch MIchelle Maylene and her friends do some nasty island stuff. They'll show you things we're obviously too dumb to appreciate.

Movie - 2004, 2h 15m • Main Cast Role

Mommie Banesca? Apparently Banesca, a whore from Las Vegas, didn't understand that doing a 5-Guy Cream Pie means you're going to have a lot of sperm deposited inside your womb. Cuz when she arrived on set, she confessed that she wasn't on birth control, and it was her most fertile time in the middle of her cycle. Now, no self-respecting porn guy wants to be a papa. The shoot only proceeded after Banesca promised them that she would take a morning-after pill. While we're confident that she spend her entire paycheck on drugs, we're not so confident that a morning-after pill was one of them. Hey, if you see her in Vegas, ask her how it all turned out.