Michael Kallio
Known For & Full Filmography14 Titles
Movie - 2026, 2h 15m • as Surly Liquor Store Salesman
A pear salesman is left with some amusing duties and an urn of ashes after losing the love of his life.
Movie - 2020, 2h 15m • as Various (voice)
After narrowly escaping the contagious catastrophe of the Corona Zombies, ditsy American beauties Barbie and Kendra battle their deadliest foe yet: social distancing boredom. Hooked on binge-watching a television show about a man and his tigers on a nature channel, the two ladies hatch the perfect plan to save the Tiger King himself. From the living rooms of LA to the wilds of Africa, our dynamic duo embark on a curve-flattening journey to free Joe from a fate worse than Carole Baskin.
Movie - 2007, 2h 15m • as Hack Director / Annoyed Townie
B-movie Legend Bruce Campbell is mistaken for his character Ash from the Evil Dead trilogy and forced to fight a real monster in a small town in Oregon.
Movie - 2022, 2h 15m • as Mike 'Dilly' Dilworth
In 1970, Mikey and William both portrayed football cannibal Smash-Mouth in the influential cult hit, End Zone 2. Now, 50 years later, only one can wear the mask.
Movie - 2020, 2h 15m • as Bartender
An Oakland widower's thirst for justice is rekindled when a local killing is oddly similar to his wife's unsolved murder from decades ago.
Movie - 2002, 2h 15m • as Eric Seaver
A tragic love story/psychlogical thriller, Hatred of a Minute, is the story of a medical transcriptionist that becomes a serial killer because of his physically and mentally abusive past. His mind spirals out of control as a war between good and evil; right and wrong unfold in front of his eyes in the form of personal angels and demons.
Movie - 2009, 2h 15m • as Self
A tongue in cheek look behind-the-scenes of My Name is Bruce.
Movie - 2022, 2h 15m • Main Cast Role
An outstanding performance featuring brilliant storytelling, high stakes drama, and unforgettable character arcs.
Movie - 2021, 2h 15m • as Self
Determined to create the ultimate pandemic film, Stephen (who apparently has never heard of an exquisite corpse) brings a team of filmmakers together, believing he has created a brand new genre of filmmaking, they recruit 20 of their friends to each shoot a segment of the film. A lot goes wrong! Michael convinces the team he can program an AI better than Amazon. Bob wasn't invited. Kate has regrets.
Movie - 2023, 2h 15m • as Homeless Guy
Voodoo deity transforms burlesque dancer into a "Valentine Vampire." Blood only whets her appetite--she must eat her victim's beating hearts. A bloody fun horror/comedy by director Richard Elfman, music by Danny Elfman and Ego Plum.
Movie - 2022, 2h 15m • as Bernie the Productin Coordinator / Fake Shemp (voice)
An independent film crew on a group location scout are attacked by a mysterious masked killer, who appears "hell-bent" on murdering them one by one.
Movie - 2009, 2h 15m • as Dr. Hypnotic-O / Ghost Grabber #2
A "long lost sci-fi film" from the 50's, finally, has been recovered! Martians from Mars come to Earth for it's most valuable resource,.. women! It's up to Rusty Rave to stop them.
Movie - 2007, 2h 15m • Main Cast Role
A movie so horrible you'll crap someone else's pants.
Movie - 2024, 2h 15m • Main Cast Role
After a near death experience, a young woman with a troubled past is tortured by visions and hallucinations as she fears she has brought something back with her from the afterlife. The woman becomes terrified her "inner demons" will take control to the point of no return. Is it too late to save her own soul? An ode to atmospheric creepy horror films Carnival of Souls, Jacobs Ladder with a smidgen of Drag Me to Hell and Evil Dead thrown in.