Hard as Wood

7.8 (2 votes)• 2005• 156m•Released

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Sex in the great outdoors! Sun, fresh air, trees, and humpy country men with bulging jeans and muscular chests...this is what the good life is made of. Country life is hard work, but sweat and strain build perfect bodies. And who could be better than a bunch of corn-fed American studs who aim to deliver every possible sexual pleasure?

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Languages: English

Director: Michael Brandon, Chris Ward

Starring Cast: Chuck DiRocco, Colin West, François Sagat, Joey Russo, Michael Brandon, Mike Power

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Chuck DiRocco

Colin West

François Sagat

Joey Russo

Michael Brandon

Mike Power

Nick Piston

Rafael Alencar

Sean Harris

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