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Edward Penishands

4.7 (15 votes)• 1991• 83m•Released

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A door-to-door dildo saleswoman stumbles across Edward, and upon discovering the advantages of his hand-substitutes, brings him home, where he falls in love with her daughter.

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Production Details

Languages: English

Director: Paul Norman

Starring Cast: Jeanna Fine, Alexandra Quinn, Ashley Nicole, Jamie Leigh, Dominique Simone, Tori Welles

Cast

Jeanna Fine

Susan

Alexandra Quinn

Patricia

Ashley Nicole

Margaret

Jamie Leigh

Karen

Dominique Simone

Louise

Tori Welles

Jon Dough

Carl

Sikki Nixx

Edward

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