Traditional Family Vampires

Traditional Family Vampires (2000) is a comedy, horror film directed by Bobby R. Poirier rated 10.0/10.

An over-the-top comedy about a right wing / conservative family of vampires that go door to door sucking blood, until they meet up with a particularly unsavory character. They morally object to one victim's sexual orientation, thereby not finishing the job.... and we all know what happens if you don't drain 'em dry!

Cast

Brian Hinds

Father

Christine Louise Marshall

Mother

Sarah Lord

Daughter

J.D. Merritt

Man

Cole Tucker

Himself

Harrison Ankers

LaWanda

John Hickson

The Priest

Mary Lou Bagley

Old Woman

Bobby R. Poirier

Bar Patron