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This Isn't Twilight: The XXX Parody

7.0 (5 votes)• 2009• 120m•Released

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When You Can Fuck Forever, You Can Fuck Everybody. Their uncontrollable and forbidden romance is threatened by their disapproving friends, family and a pack of blood thirsty vampires that are only after her irresistible human blood. This is an erotic and passionate love story between a gorgeous, sexy mortal woman... and a vampire.

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Production Details

Languages: English

Director: Sammy Slater

Starring Cast: Jenna Haze, Audrey Hollander, Phyllisha Anne, Lyla Storm, Chris Johnson, Steve Crest

Cast

Jenna Haze

Bella

Audrey Hollander

Victoria

Phyllisha Anne

Esme

Lyla Storm

Alice

Chris Johnson

Edward

Steve Crest

Carlisle

Talon Valenti

Jasper

Otto Bauer

James

Dick James

Laurent

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