You'll never go up the canal again!

Faecal Beast

NR (0 votes)• N/A• 13m•Released

Comedy Horror

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After a day of boozing and cruising, narrowboat novice (Gabe) and his craggy, veteran ‘engine whisperer’ (Fred) regale Gabe’s uptight school friend (Harry) with a litany of toilet horror stories that draw a stark line between the haves and the have nots on the London canals. Faecal Beast is a scatological comedy that gleefully punctures landlubbers’ romantic notions of boat life and pays loving homage to Steven Spielberg’s ‘Jaws’.

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Director: Thomas Laurance

Starring Cast: Jonathan Cobb, Andrew Broadhurst, Matthew James Ovens

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Jonathan Cobb

Gabe

Andrew Broadhurst

Fred

Matthew James Ovens

Harry

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