This Ain't the Golden Girls XXX

NR (0 votes)• 2015• 84m•Released

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When Sophia and her priest discuss burial plans, the girls arrange a membership to a dating service catering to senior citizens. When Sophia starts having wild sex with handsome young men, the Miami household turns upside down. Hilarious situations and hardcore sex breaks out as the Golden Girls get naked, jump into bed and turn up the heat in the funniest porn parody of the year.

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Director: Will Ryder

Starring Cast: Nina Hartley, Darla Crane, Karen Summer, Luna Azul, Ryan McLane, Jake Jacobs

Cast

Nina Hartley

Rose

Darla Crane

Dorothy

Karen Summer

Sophia

Luna Azul

Blanche

Ryan McLane

Young Stud #3

Jake Jacobs

Older Guy

Eric John

Young Stud #1

Dick Chibbles

Priest

Alan Smithee

Young Stud #2

Mark Zane

Bronco

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